Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Purity



The word purity made Pip shudder.
I read The Corrections because I believed that with the whole Oprah thing, Jonathan Franzen was saying that I, as a mere housewife, couldn't possibly appreciate his great literary gifts. And yet, despite my scornful presentiments, I really liked that book; thought that Franzen had something interesting to say about people and relationships (but still bristled at the notion that gaining a fanbase among housewives could somehow ghettoize a career). I read Freedom because I thought I understood and liked Franzen's perspective, but found it to be something totally different – so stridently environmentalist (and bizarrely pro-songbird, as though anyone is anti-) that, by the end, I couldn't tell if Franzen was exhibiting his own beliefs or mocking those who sincerely held them (but I do think he was on to something with the anti-fracking warnings, for all the good that did). With Purity I am again of two minds: Is Franzen really a misogynistic anti-feminism caveman or did he simply write characters who are in order to appeal to the white male fanbase?

Pip Tyler is a recent college grad, saddled with 130k in student loans, and although she was raised by a loony and clinging single mother who refuses to tell Pip who her father is, Pip lives apart from her in the Bay Area with a bunch of other Occupy types in a squat house. She hates her job as a clean energy telemarketer and has little to lose when she's recruited to join Andreas Wolf and his Sunshine Project – a more morally pure version of Wikileaks – in the mountains of Bolivia; especially when Wolf assures Pip that he has the resources to find her father. The second section outlines Wolf's upbringing in East Berlin – as the privileged child of a loony and clinging mother – and explains how he stumbled into a life of dissidence. Then we jump ahead to modern day and join a journalist (who is always prefacing her thoughts with “As a feminist...”, “Because I am a feminist...”, “Since I should be a good feminist role-model...”, I get it: you're a feminist) as she tracks down a story, and it's in this section that we begin to see how the storylines and characters intersect. We also meet her partner, Tom, who has a loony and clinging mother. The overall plotting and the jumps from California to Soviet-controlled Germany to Bolivia, the sheer volume of story, was very enjoyable to me. But in the details...

Every mother is a controlling crackpot, dangling sexually ambiguous taunts in front of their sons, putting their daughters at risk of looking for love from inappropriate daddy figures. Every wife or girlfriend, if not outright cheating, withholds sex on vaguely feminist grounds, causing their partners to suppress their inner rapists and killers. And yet there's still rape. And murder. I can handle a book with unlikable characters but these people's actions and motivations were so outside the norm as to be caricatures; to what end?

Like always, Franzen has people discussing politics – from your average liberal being disappointed in Obama to freecyclers outlining the coming utopia in which nobody will work, or at least everyone will get the exact same wage, details to follow – and if he's trying to demonstrate a niche viewpoint, that's worth capturing. But there's no universality to his viewpoints, just poking at ideas that most people dismiss.

To drive east on Amarillo Boulevard was to pass, in quick succession, the high-security Clements Unit prison complex, the McCaskill meat-processing facility, and the Pantex nuclear-weapons plant, three massive installations more alike than different in their brute utility and sodium-vapor lighting. In the rearview mirror were the evangelical churches, the Tea Party precincts, the Whataburgers. Ahead, the gas and oil wells, the fracking rigs, the overgrazed ranges, the feedlots, the depleted aquifer. Every facet of Amarillo a testament to a nation of badass firsts: first in prison population, first in meat consumption, first in per-capita carbon emissions, first in line for the Rapture. Whether American liberals liked it or not, Amarillo was how the rest of the world saw their country.
In Bolivia, Andreas Wolf attempts to make the point that the group-shaming of social media has the exact same effect as the spying of the Stasi in East Germany where he grew up. I don't know if I 100% buy that, but since Franzen is notorious for his own prickly social media presence, I assume this is a stance close to his own heart:
The New Regime even recycled the old Republic's buzzwords, collective, collaborative. Axiomatic to both was that a new species of humanity was emerging. On this, apparatchiks of every stripe agreed. It never seemed to bother them that their ruling elites consisted of the grasping, brutal old species of humanity.
So is Franzen calling himself grasping and brutal? Is it too cutesy when a famous novelist in Purity says:
So many Jonathans. A Plague of literary Jonathans. If you read only the New York Times Book Review, you'd think it was the most common male name in America. Synonymous with talent, greatness. Ambition, vitality.
Isn't it too cutesy to have a half-orphan named “Pip” make several references to Great Expectations and then have her discover an inheritance in the end? In a book that has everyone rejecting capitalism and privilege, how does capital equal redemption?

In the end, I don't think that Franzen is writing for me – and again, I can't tell if that's a joke or his actual shtick – but I can't say that he didn't warn me right from the start.





Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Tunesday : Boys


Boys

(Dixon, Luther / Farrell, Wes) Performed by The Beatles

I been told when a boy kiss a girl,
Take a trip around the world,
Hey, hey, (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey, (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey, (bop shuop) yeah, she say ya do. (Bop shuop)


My girl says when I kiss her lips,
Gets a thrill through her fingertips,
Hey, hey, (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey, (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey, (bop shuop) yeah, she say ya do. (Bop shuop)


Well, I talk about boys,
Don't ya know I mean boys,
Well, I talk about boys, now,
Aaahhh, boys,
Well, I talk about boys, now,
What a bundle of joy! (Alright, George!)


My girl says when I kiss her lips,
Gets a thrill through her fingertips,
Hey, hey, (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey, (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey, (bop shuop) yeah, she say ya do. (Bop shuop)


Well, I talk about boys,
Don't ya know I mean boys,
Well, I talk about boys, now,
Aaahhh, boys,
Well, I talk about boys, now,
What a bundle of joy! Ah ah boys! 
Don't you know I mean boys ooo boys! 
Ah ha!



Like I said last week, Ringo was my favourite Beatle and he represents a kind of chicken or the egg dilemma for me: Whenever I was unattached and on the lookout for a new boyfriend, I was much more likely to be attracted to the least good looking guy in a group; more interested in being with the guy who was grateful to be with me; avoiding the guys who would presumably be on the lookout for someone better. And I don't know if this is an innate trait in me -- what caused me to choose Ringo -- or if fangirling after Ringo trained me to be wary of overconfident, front-and-center men like Paul and John. Becoming a preteen Beatles fanatic definitely formed my attitude about "bad boys" too: There's just no contest to me in the Beatles vs Stones debate; even Ringo is better looking than Mick Jagger and none of the Stones can really sing (I do like their 60s stuff but I recently looked through the Stones' discography and I've hated everything they've done since 1972; can't stand the tone of Jagger's voice; who cares if the old geezers are still touring?) As far back as I can remember, I've preferred the cleancut boys who stand out precisely because they don't mind standing in the back. Now, there's nothing shy or "least good looking" about the man I married, but it's unsurprising that Dave has Ringo's brown hair and blue eyes; too bad he spent his teenage years fanboying over the Stones. 

I was also talking last week about my childhood friend Cora, and as I said then, she had three older brothers, and in a way, they also helped to form my attitudes towards boys. Cora's parents were from Ireland and they were different enough looking that their household had two distinct bloodlines running through it. From their father, Jamie, Paul and Cora herself got round faces, freckles, and short, solid (by no means fat) bodies -- kind of like Matt Damon. From their mother, Sean and Grainne got long faces with aquiline noses and tall, willowy frames -- kind of like Ben Affleck. By the time Cora and I became friends, Jamie wasn't living at home anymore (and I don't remember spending much time with him at all over the years that I hung out there), but two of her brothers -- a Damon and an Affleck -- were always around.

The Ryans were a very musical family, with both a piano and a foot-pedalled organ in the dining room of their huge old farmhouse, and Sean was always writing and playing songs there. When we were in grade 8, Cora and I were partners for a "creative" history project, and although we had intended to spend the weekend at her house writing songs about the Riel Rebellion, we left it until Sunday afternoon and then began to panic. We begged Sean to help us, but even though he complained that he had his own high school homework to complete, their Mom cajoled him into helping us and he did pretty much the whole thing. Cora and I would read a section of the textbook, give Sean a summary, and he'd write a little song about it, playing accompaniment while we'd record it with our vocals. This took us hours but it was probably the best project that teacher ever received. Sean also wrote a flute duet for me and Cora which was the cornerstone of our performances when we'd go to Irish kitchen parties with their family. Quiet and creative, this was the brother that I had a huge crush on forever. He was sent into Stouffville to pick me up once and it was just me and him driving for quite a while -- I think we were picking up Cora from somewhere even farther away -- and I remember how awkward I felt, looking out the side window, neither of us talking. I was maybe 12, Sean 17, and when he lit up a cigarette I remember thinking, "If he offers me one, I'm totally going to take it, show him that I'm not a little kid." Gawd, am I ever glad he didn't offer me one -- I was a little kid

I remember one of the first times that I went to their house (grade 5?), Cora, Sean and I were watching a quiz show on TV. For some reason, I knew just about every answer and as I blurted out "1492...NaCl...hypotenuse...", Sean turned and said, "You've seen this before." I replied that I had not, and when he asked Cora if she had been taught those same things, she just shrugged and shook her head. "How do you know all that?" he asked me and I said, "I just do." I was pretty pleased with myself, thinking that Sean would like me now, because that's all I ever wanted. I remember years later that old friends of the Ryans came to visit and everyone was gaga about their daughter who was our age -- Cora showed me pictures that Sean had taken of the girl where he was playing with perspective (like having her stand very far away and posing Cora so that the girl looked like she was on Cora's outstretched palm), and as I thumbed through the prints all I could think was, "Why didn't Sean ever want to take pictures of me?" I remember after that visit Cora's Mom saying how sophisticated that girl was for liking sour cream on her baked potato, and that made me crazy: I wanted people to think that I was sophisticated and that imprinted on my mind for years that sour cream=sophisticated (which I know is a bizarre and useless imprint).

Paul, on the other hand, was closer to our age, and probably because he and Cora shared the same (Matt Damonish) bloodline, they butted heads constantly. Paul wanted to be a boxer when he was in high school and he was always going out for a jog or drinking strange smoothies; always with the vibe that he was doing something important that couldn't be interfered with. He also came into town to pick me up sometimes and there was always a resentful air to it; the difference might be that he was driving his own vehicle, a black Jeep, but I really don't think Paul liked me. I had bangs from grade 7 on and I guess I had a nervous habit of smoothing them down against my forehead with the space between my thumb and index finger, but I didn't know how dorky that must have looked until I caught Paul mockingly doing that gesture behind my back one day. Here's one of the most embarrassing things that I ever did in my life: Paul and two of his friends rented a videodisc player and a couple of movies, and Cora and I (having never seen a rented movie before) wormed our way into the TV room to see the original Star Trek the Motion Picture with them. The guys had bought subs and I must have been staring at them like a homeless dog because one of the friends looked at me and said, "Did you want some?" I was probably supposed to say "No thanks", but I shrugged as though it was no big deal, walked over and took half his sub, and sat back down and ate it. I pretty much immediately understood that other than "No thanks" I might have been permitted a bite, but as this fog of incredulity settled over the room, I just kept eating that sub until it was gone, feeling like a total dork the entire time, having to keep my eyes on Star Trek as though it was fascinating. 

As a study in contrasts, Cora's brothers couldn't have been more different, and although they probably both thought that I was a dork, being around the two of them taught me to prefer the quiet, thinking type to the loud and arrogant. As I think about those days now, I'm realising that while I had brothers too, I'm certain that Cora didn't have a crush on either my older one (the embarrassing juvenile delinquent) or my younger (the bratty crybaby), but who knows what lessons they were teaching her about how to choose a mate one day?

Well, I talk about boys,
Don't ya know I mean boys,
Well, I talk about boys, now,
Aaahhh, boys,
Well, I talk about boys, now,
What a bundle of joy!




Saturday, 26 September 2015

Mind Picking : Fake Socks and FUs

I always wish for a place to put pictures of things that make me giggle, without thinking of this blog as that place, so here are two pics I took today. First is a pair of Superman socks that Dave brought Mal  from Japan. With such vivid colours, it's just too bad they're not real enough for her to wear:






And here is the perfect moving company to use when you want him out in a hurry. Hey, it's better than throwing his Playstation and gym shorts on the lawn...




The last picture is one I took a couple of years ago in Nova Scotia and have yet to find a place to post it. Why not here?





I can't decide what I like best about that last one: The childishly rude commentary or the fact that they had something  professionally (apparently) lettered on their car and no one bothered to check the spelling or the grammar.

Friday, 25 September 2015

The Sparrow



“Matthew ten, verse twenty-nine,” Vincenzo Giuliani said quietly. “Not one sparrow can fall to the ground without your Father knowing it.”

“But the sparrow still falls.”
The Sparrow is an odd book to classify: While technically science fiction, the scifi aspects were the least important elements (and to be fair, perhaps the least plausible). According to author Mary Doria Russell, her intent was (after musing on the 500th anniversary of Columbus “discovering” America) to, “write a story that put modern, sophisticated, resourceful, well-educated, and well-meaning people in the same position as those early explorers and missionaries – a position of radical ignorance.” To this end, she sends a group of Jesuits (and a few laymen) to investigate the source of beautiful singing being broadcast from a planet in Alpha Centauri – not to baptise or to enslave or to steal the gold from its inhabitants but to, with the wisdom that hindsight must have instilled in modern humans, make first contact for the noblest of reasons.
The Jesuit scientists went to learn, not to proselytize. They went so that they might come to know God's other children. The went for the reason Jesuits have always gone to the farthest frontiers of human exploration. They went ad majorem Dei gloriam: for the greater glory of God.

They meant no harm.
Because Russell is an anthropologist, this contact is really very interesting – with especial attention paid to linguistics as a reflection of culture – but even more intriguing than this journey to the stars is the spiritual journey of Emelio Sandoz. Although the cast of characters is rather large, Sandoz is the main character, and as a Jesuit of imperfect faith, the philosophical implications of first contact, as seen through his eyes, is the main point of this book (and why the scifi elements seem beside the point; merely a framework). 

The structure of The Sparrow makes for a suspenseful read: Alternating between the present day (2060, in which Sandoz is the physically and mentally destroyed sole survivor of the mission – not a spoiler, it's the first thing we learn) and 2019 (when the singing from the planet Rakhat is first heard), with both narratives heading towards the convergence of the timelines and the events that broke Sandoz. In 2060, Sandoz is being cared for by the Jesuits, and because the effects of relativity (while approaching the speed of light during space travel) caused him to age only a few years relative to the four decades that passed on Earth while he was gone, the current Father General of the Society, though an old man now, was a year behind Sandoz in seminary and knew him then as “God's best beloved”. In the timeline that begins in 2019 (with some flashbacks to even earlier events), Sandoz is a priest in a Puerto Rican slum whose closest friends eventually make up the non-Jesuit complement of the space mission. And while it might seem “convenient” that this priest is chummy with an Astrophysicist, an AI specialist, a Doctor, and an Engineer, that's rather the point: at every step along the way (from the special linguistics training that Sandoz has received to the vast Jesuit wealth and centralised decision-making that allows them to bypass the byzantine bureaucracy that delays an official UN-backed mission to Rakhat), Sandoz sees the ease of each step as a sign from God; like finding turtles on fenceposts and knowing that someone must have put them there. It is precisely because of Sandoz's growing mysticism in the past timeline that the reader is eager to discover the events that led to this statement in the future:

“That is my dilemma. Because if I was led by God to love God, step by step, as it seemed, if I accept that the beauty and the rapture were real and true, the rest of it was God’s will too, and that, gentlemen, is cause for bitterness. But if I am simply a deluded ape who took a lot of old folktales far too seriously, then I brought all this on myself and my companions and the whole business becomes farcical, doesn’t it. The problem with atheism, I find, under these circumstances," he continued with academic exactitude, each word etched on the air with acid, "is that I have no one to despise but myself. If, however, I choose to believe that God is  vicious, then at least I have the solace of hating God.”
The Sparrow is a very interesting book, but as this is the first novel of a former academic, the writing isn't top shelf – there are implausible and insupportable situations and too many shallow characters with inscrutable motivations – but that's not to say that I didn't enjoy my time spent in this world. I'd rate it a 3.5 with caveats and am rounding down because of them, but I am also looking forward to picking up the sequel and reentering Russell's universe.



I heard of The Sparrow while reviewing The Book of Strange New Things because other reviewers referred to the idea of a pastor making contact with aliens as having been done before, and done better. While I did like this book better than The Book of Strange New Things, they're not really comparable. In my current netsurfing, I see that Russell wasn't the first to explore this idea either, but I'm kind of ambivalent about whether or not I'll continue down this particular rabbit hole.

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

The Hand That Feeds You



I was interested in reading The Hand That Feeds You after learning of its backstory: When author Katherine Russell Rich learned that the man she was in love with was a lying con artist, she set out to write a novel about the experience; to explore what would make an intelligent and confident woman fall for such a fraud. That novel was barely started, however, when Rich succumbed to breast cancer. Two of her friends – authors Amy Hempel and Jill Ciment – then stepped in and collaborated under the pseudonym A. J. Rich to write the book, and as a tribute to their lost friend, it's a fitting piece. As a novel in its own right – without taking into account the backstory – it's just okay.

Morgan Prager is a 30-year-old completing her master's thesis in forensic psychology – trying to alter the definition of a predator by identifying the common traits of victims – who makes a grisly discovery in her Williamsburg apartment at the beginning of the book: her fiance Bennett has been dismembered and the prime suspects are her dogs (a Great Pyrenees that Morgan raised from a pup and two recent pit bull fosters). As Morgan tries to contact Bennett's family (whom she's never met), it becomes clear that he isn't who he said he was, and Morgan puts herself at risk while she tracks down the truth. The plot of The Hand That Feeds You follows a fairly typical thriller path, with leads and twists and danger, and although I had a good idea of how the book would end, there were some surprises along the way. 

True to its purpose, The Hand That Feeds You shows how an obviously intelligent woman can be duped by a sociopathic predator (and especially if she displays pathological altruism as Morgan defines it) and it includes some nicely overt tributes to Katherine Russell Rich as Morgan remembers her dead friend Kathy, “An adventurous, indomitable, and wise spirit had guided her through a life many would envy”. In broad strokes, this was a fine book, but in the details I found so many things jarring.

In her author bio, it says that Amy Hempel is a founding board member of two dog rescue organisations, and it becomes clear that advocating for pit bulls is one of her passions, with many opportunities taken in this book to proselytise [“For every 1 pit bull that bites, there are over 10.5 million that don't”, “They were the most misunderstood and misjudged breed, that they were, in a sense, like tattoos, like instant gangsta cred (even though most of them were mushes”), “I was disappointed that they were prejudiced because he's a pit bull. He never did anything wrong and still they avoided him.”] And while I totally respect an author using every opportunity to advocate for her pet passions, using the whole set-up of having a dismembered body and blood smeared pit bulls in order to demonstrate how terrible it is that people jump to conclusions about the breed...well, that's pretty manipulative. I didn't like the eventual conflation of a falsely accused person being held in jail with the experience of a dog in a shelter (and especially when this person peed on the floor because no one would let her out) and the following caused me to scratch my head:

Unlike accused humans, Cloud and George didn't have a right to a speedy trial, nor was there such a thing as bail for dogs. They languished behind bars while the courts took their time. To say they languished is not accurate. Every day, they deteriorated physically and spiritually in the filthy confines of the noisy and understaffed shelter.
Why use the word “languish” if in the next sentence you write that that's not the right word? And then why in the next sentence would you describe the dogs' experience as the very definition of the word “languish”? (Yes, I was forced to look it up in case my mental definition was wrong; it wasn't.) Also jarring: random observations about the moon, and I found the following to be especially curious in a book with a theme of not prejudging:
Tonight, most of the downtown office buildings were dark, but not the new World Trade Center. It was lit up, and a new crescent moon – the symbol of Islam – was positioned such that it seemed to touch the tower.
There was much sloppy writing – I understand that Morgan is an academic, but there was nothing organic about her periodically inserting random facts with “this statistician states” or “this researcher found” – and I was annoyed by the specificity of Morgan's movements: I bought a Godfather wrap – soppressata, provolone, roasted red peppers – at Bagelsmith on the corner. But again...I appreciate what Hempel and Ciment were trying to accomplish, and with the lying con man of the story having both his body and his motivations torn to bloody shreds, I'm sure they found this project to be both a satisfying retaliation and a proper sendoff for their departed friend. I'm certain I like The Hand That Feeds You better because I learned of the backstory before starting it, and that's why I'm including so much of that info here; do with it as you like.



Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Tunesday : In My Life



In My Life

(Lennon-McCartney) Performed by The Beatles


There are places I'll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more
In my life-- I love you more


Over the course of months now I've been reminiscing about my Stouffville days and my friends from that time, and for some reason, putting off talking about my best friend of all, Cora. I think maybe the topic is just too huge; there's no synopsis for an intense friendship that lasted through such a transformative time in my life. There are places and friends I'll remember all my life, but I loved Cora more.

We were an unlikely pairing: before we started hanging out, I don't even know who Cora's friends were, but I was always flitting from one best friend to another, always interested in what the majority of our classmates were into, though Cora seemed oblivious to any social pressures. The first I remember us spending time together was when I saw her walking alone after school one day, and when she said she was going to her tutor, I walked my bike beside her (I never had girls to walk with and this was a rare treat). Was this maybe grade 5? From that first overture, we started spending more and more time together, and eventually became inseparable (at least when we could be together; Cora lived out in the country like everyone else I knew).

Here's the defining  foundation of our friendship: In some ways, I felt sorry for Cora. I thought I was smarter than her (I did better in school anyway), I thought I was better looking (I had boys at school who were interested in me), I thought I was cooler (see re:boys), I had a bigger circle of friends (I've spent weeks writing about this and that friend who I would hang out with even while Cora was my best friend), and yet -- never once did Cora defer to me; our tastes were her tastes, our plans, her plans. Everything about us would have made someone at the time think that I was the dominant, alpha female, and yet, I allowed the quiet, mousy Cora to dominate me (and even in retrospect, I can't see anything wrong with that).

Cora's parents were from Ireland and they soon brought me into their fold as one of their own; I started this post with a picture of a claddagh ring because they once brought me and Cora back the exact same silver rings from a trip home. Cora had three older brothers (Jamie was probably 8 years older and already away at University when we started hanging out, Sean -- 6 or 7 years older? -- was a sensitive artist/musician that I was secretly in love with all the years that I knew him, and Paul -- 4 or 5 years older? -- was a competitive boxer, and a pugnacious fitness freak by nature). She also had a younger sister who was a sweet and quiet presence who shared Cora's room, and as the youngest, Grainne was definitely the family's pet. Because the brothers were so much older than us, they were legitimate Beatles fans with a complete record collection, and because of their influence on Cora and her influence on me, we became Beatles fanatics by twelve-years-old (when the Beatles had been broken up for almost a decade; imagine that). We sang the songs, bought the T-shirts, and fantasised about our favourites (Paul for Cora, Ringo for me).

I can't overstate how influential the Beatles were in my young life; I pretty much gave up listening to contemporary music (and as that contemporary music was mostly the disco/new wave that I've been writing about so far, that's no real loss). And I can't overstate how close Cora and I became -- we were like sisters, and like sisters, we would get sick of each other if we spent too much time together. Although we never really fought, Cora was always stomping off or giving me the silent treatment in front of her family, and despite me feeling socially superior to her, and despite my inherently dominant personality, I never had a breaking point; I always came back for more.

When Laurie moved to our school in grade 7, we let her hang out with us sometimes, and when we all got to high school in grade 9, we became a firm group with Andrea added as our fourth (and as we were all Beatles fanatics, Andrea got to have John and Laurie was assigned George -- because her favourite, Paul, was already taken; that's just the way it works). Grade 9 was an intense year -- and I'm sure I'll eventually share some interesting stories from then -- and after I went with Cora and her family to Ireland the next summer, my family moved out to Alberta. Cora, Laurie, and Andrea all came out to visit me the next summer (and wrote to me for years), and Cora came out again to Alberta a few years later and I met her in Calgary, drove with her to Banff. Cora and her husband came to my wedding a few years after that and we exchanged Christmas cards for years until Dave and I moved back to Ontario and we all lost touch. 

Cora was easy enough to find on facebook (I did know her married name), but with so much time passed and the intensity gone from our friendship, I'm too embarrassed to reach out and attempt contact at this point. Maybe some relationships are best preserved as memories. Okay, I had avoided the synopsis of this time, but there it is. Details to follow.


Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more


Monday, 21 September 2015

Did You Ever Have a Family



Did You Ever Have a Family has a lot of hype to live up to: After writing two best-selling memoirs about his years as a crack-addicted superstar literary agent, this, author Bill Clegg's first foray into fiction, created not just a bidding war but prompted Simon & Schuster to create a new imprint to feature Clegg, offering him a two book deal (worth seven figures? Eight?), and after enjoying an aggressive promotional push, this book has so far ended up on the Man Booker Prize and National Book Award longlists. So what did I find when I finally got my chance to read such a storied story? It was all right.

To start with the title, the book's epigraph excerpts a poem by Alan Shapiro that includes the line “Did you ever have a family?” (which in the acknowledgments Clegg says “planted the seed all those years ago”). It eventually comes up in the book when June – essentially the main character who is upset by some family drama – is found crying in the woods. When Pru asks June if she's okay and June replies with the title line, Pru is able to call her parents later and confide that her “answer to June's question had been a yes, but not as a commiseration, or an explanation of fatigue, as it seemed to be for June, but both as an acknowledgment of great fortune and a prayer of thanks”. Although most of the characters wouldn't feel this grateful for their relatives, eventually the book explores all different forms of families – broken, whole, single mom, childless, white trash living off their former good name, mixed race, same sex – and reveals all the ways in which our families can let us down – having a mother who tells you to grin and bear domestic violence, having a mother walk out for reasons you don't understand, having a mother choose her sketchy boyfriend over you, having parents kick you out when you come out of the closet – and in the end, makes the case that as we grow up and away from our birth families, “family” becomes the people whom we love and choose to have around us. But haven't I read that story over and over again?

That's the broad theme – which I didn't find freshly profound – and in the details, situations felt barely sketched. As the book opens, there has been a house fire that killed four people, and although this has the air of tragedy, it takes the whole book to get to know the dead and that somehow felt backward; I didn't care more about them as the details filled in. In the same way, it was curious to me that the last character to meet Lydia described her as looking like a “small-town Elizabeth Taylor” – that's such an evocative description that I wish it had come when we were first introduced to her. The story is told from multiple points of view (several from very peripheral characters, but some of these do shed the most light), and while this allows for a wide variety of experiences, it doesn't provide much depth. It also makes for a lot of blank pages (white space follows every shift) and when that is coupled with a physically small book with a largish font, this isn't a long book either. Not long not deep not fresh.

So what about the writing? It's serviceable, with few surprises. At the very beginning, we meet Silas (a fifteen-year-old pothead), who observes the morning sky after a bong hit:

The sky is pink and blue, and he traces a long trail of plane exhaust above him until it disappears over the roofline of the garage. The streaks are fluffy and loose, and so he thinks the plane must have flown over hours ago, before daybreak. To where? he wonders, the drug beginning to lozenge his thoughts.
I liked that – lozenge as a verb – and I thought it presaged interesting writing to come, but what follows is totally straightforward prose (and if I knew that Silas would eventually be haunted by cloudy sky dragons every time he got high, I wouldn't have been charmed by this foreshadowing). I did like the setting in small town Connecticut – where the economy is based on the locals upkeeping the old homesteads that rich New Yorkers use as weekend homes – and I enjoyed this perspective of the local florist:
It occurred to me that night and since that we no longer live in a town, not a real one anyway. We live in a pricey museum, one that’s only open on weekends, and we are its janitors.
But I don't know if I was missing something in contrasting this town to one on the west coast: we meet motel caretakers in each setting, with maids who clean the rooms the same way and owners trying to scratch out a living. But there are differences: in the east – where the unhappy/unstable families seem to be – everyone gossips and wants to be in everyone's business, while in the west, a person can anonymously occupy space. And yet – when a person in the east loses everything, she becomes a bigger target for the town gossips while on the west coast, a sympathetic stranger might drop off thermosfuls of pea soup. You can escape from the east and be found in the west. There's something bookendish about these sections/settings, but a deeper meaning escapes me.

After all the success that this represents already for Bill Clegg, he doesn't need for me to have enjoyed Did You Ever Have a Family, but I honestly don't understand the hype. This would make a great book club selection – it has appeal for a variety of interest and reading levels – and I could see it catching Oprah's attention. I don't regret reading this but at least it was short.




I don't know how (beyond the aggressive promotional push) this book made it on the Man Booker Longlist, but at least it wasn't shortlisted. Harrumph.



Man Booker Longlist 2015:

Anne Enright  - The Green Road 
Laila Lalami  - The Moor's Account 
Tom McCarthy  - Satin Island 
Chigozie Obioma  - The Fishermen 
Andrew O’Hagan - The Illuminations 
Marilynne Robinso - Lila 
Anuradha Roy - Sleeping on Jupiter
Sunjeev Sahota  - The Year of the Runaways 
Anna Smaill - The Chimes 
Anne Tyler  - A Spool of Blue Thread 
Hanya Yanagihara  - A Little Life 

I was really pleased that A Brief History of Seven Killings took the prize; even more pleased that it didn't go to A Little Life as seemed inevitable.

Saturday, 19 September 2015

All True Not a Lie in It



Many heroic actions and chivalrous adventures are related of me which exist only in the regions of fancy. With me the world has taken great liberties, and yet I have been but a common man.
— Daniel Boone

In the preface to All True Not a Lie in It, author Alix Hawley says of her subject Daniel Boone, “My story is about trying to find him. His story is about trying to find paradise, and about what happened when he brought about its ruin.” I must confess that I didn't know a thing about the famous frontiersman, and although Hawley starts with Boone's Pennsylvania childhood and traces his peripatetic biography for the next five decades, I was left feeling like I still hadn't gotten to know him (and had to turn to wikipedia to fill in the blanks). As a Canadian, I started with no particular hero worship of the subject, and based on both this book and the wikipedia info, I'm left scratching my head and wondering, “So why was Daniel Boone a legend in his own time after all?” 

There is something halting and hesitant about this book, as though none of the characters is willing to be straightforward, and although we spend the entire time inside Boone's brain, I didn't grow to understand his motivations at all. I didn't understand why the rich and prominent William Hill would keep showing up in Boone's life, offering to give him money and opportunities; declaring from the time they were antagonistic children together that he'd be the one to write a biography of Boone one day (despite Boone being the unremarkable and unsociable child of outcast members of their Quaker community). I didn't understand the leap from Boone being sweet on Rebecca, to bagging her a deer, to suddenly marrying her. I didn't understand why every time his growing family was settling in somewhere, Boone would schlep them all off to clear a homestead in some new wilderness (but I did enjoy the image of the babies being packed in baskets on the flanks of horses, wailing and crying for their Mama). 

The language in All True is lovely and poetic, but I found it to be somewhat incompatible with the subject, and the more I thought about it, I wonder if it's because it read as feminine prose (would a man kept from his wife daydream of the way her hair fans across her pillow? Unfair or not, I would have believed a chaste detail like that more had it been written by a man.) Boone is constantly haunted by visions of his dead friends and family, giving a hallucinatory vibe to the story, and there's just very little said about the grit and grime of his actual existence. I do like the imagery in the following passage, but don't know if it feels authentic as the thoughts of a man of Boone's time as he faced down death:

All moved backwards now, there is no forward. A smell of wolf. Wolf's stomach. This is where I am again, then. I sigh and sink and the stinking wolf stomach cradles me in pieces. And I am so glad.

But the word will not let me be.

I flap my baby wings a little, this is the way my arms feel, weak as a new chicken's wings fresh out of the egg. They hurt to move, they hurt to unbend. I am trying to pull myself up out of the wolf's gut and its gullet, out of its throat and over its lolling tongue. The smell is sharper here, and the gate of the teeth is sharp.
I enjoyed the sections with Chief Black Fish and the other Shawnee – Hawley was able to depict the Natives as authentic people (neither monsters nor cliches) – and it was an interesting portrayal of a people facing down their own destruction; an interesting depiction of Boone leading the White folks into Kentucky without any evil intent of his own. And yet: even though Boone fought in the French and Indian wars, the American Revolution, and was around for the War of 1812; even though he blazed the Wilderness Trail through the Appalachians; even though his exploits were immortalised by James Fenimore Cooper and Lord Byron; even though he was a keen tracker and a crack shot, nothing in this book makes me think that Boone was much more than an early victim of celebrity; a common man after all. 

All True Not a Lie in It is an interesting, if not a traditional, frontier tale and even the winky title acknowledges that perhaps historical fact isn't the book's intent; but then what was the intent? I liked individual sections, but don't know if they add up to anything bigger in the end. I'd rate it 3.5 stars if I could and am rounding it down to rank this book against the other titles I've read on this year's Giller Prize longlist.




This is second title (along with The Winter Family) about the American Old West I've read from the Giller longlist -- and isn't that strange for a Canadian literary award?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



Later: I'm pretty excited that this year I was able to find and read the entire Giller Prize longlist before the winner is announced (with weeks to spare). If I were in charge, I'd give the prize to Martin John, and here is my ranked order of the contenders:


The longlist for the 2015 Scotiabank Giller Prize in my order of ranking is:


Anakana Schofield - 
Martin John 
Marina Endicott - 
Close to Hugh
Patrick deWitt - 
Undermajordomo Minor
Heather O’Neill - 
Daydreams of Angels
Connie Gault - 
A Beauty 
André Alexis - 
Fifteen Dogs
Clifford Jackman - 
The Winter Family
Alix Hawley - 
All True Not a Lie in It
Rachel Cusk - 
Outline
Russell Smith - 
Confidence 
Samuel Archibald - 
Arvida 
Michael Christie - 
If I Fall, If I Die
*Won by Fifteen Dogs; not my favourite but fine.

Thursday, 17 September 2015

Undermajordomo Minor



When Lucy admitted to having no plans for his future the priest took the trouble to write letters of introduction to every castle within a hundred kilometres, the idea being that Lucy might excel at some manner of servant. These letters went unanswered save for one, penned by a man named Myron Olderglough, the majordomo of one Baron Von Aux's estate in the remote wilderness of the eastern mountain range. Mr. Olderglough had been won over by Father Raymond's romantic description of Lucy as an “unmoored soul in search of nestled safe-harbour”. (It was rumoured Father Raymond spent his friendless nights reading adventure novels, which coloured his dreams and waking life as well. Whether this was true or not is unknown; that the priest was partial to poetic turns of phrase is inarguable.) An offer of employment and terms of payment rounded out the missive. The position (Mr. Olderglough assigned it the name of undermajordomo, which Lucy and Father Raymond decided was not a word at all) was lowly and the pay mirrored this but Lucy, having nothing better to do, and nowhere in the world to be, and feeling vulnerable at the idea of the man in burlap's return, embraced his fate and wrote back to Mr. Olderglough, formally accepting the offer, a decision which led to many things, including but not limited to true love, bitterest heartbreak, bright-white terror of the spirit, and an acute homicidal impulse.
I hate to start with such a large chunk, but Undermajordomo Minor is so quirky a book that it seems better to show than attempt to describe; and at least this excerpt from the beginning serves as a broad plot outline (and explains the odd title, for Lucy's full name is Lucien Minor). On the dustjacket, it says this book is “a triumphant ink-black comedy of manners” and that's precisely correct: I found myself laughing out loud – and most especially at the dialogue – but looking back at the sections that I had marked, they lose something out of context. I wonder if the following – again, apologetically long – works as an example of what I mean:
Mr. Olderglough rubbed his hands together. “Now, what do you think of it?”

Lucy said, “I think it's somewhat far-fetched, sir.”

“Are you not up for it?”

“I'm not, actually, no. And to be frank, sir, I don't believe you are, either.”

“What sort of attitude is that? Let us rally, boy.”

“Let us come up with another plan.”

“Let us look within ourselves and search out the dormant warrior.”

“Mine is dormant to the point of non-existence, sir. There is no part of me that wishes to lay nakedly abed and await the man's arrival.”

“I tell you you will not be alone.”

“And yet I shall surely feel alone, sir.”

Mr. Olderglough looked down the length of his nose. “May I admit to being disappointed in you, boy?”

“You may write a lengthy treatise on the subject, sir, and I will read it with interest. But I highly doubt there will be anything written within those pages which will alter my dissatisfaction with the scheme.”
I do hope that these excerpts will give the flavour of Undermajordomo Minor because, while the book is full of unexpected twists and engaging characters, it's the mood that author Patrick deWitt captures that makes it feel special. In this interview, deWitt says that he got his inspiration while reading fairytales to his son, and while in the acknowledgements he references several authors whose works he “considered” while writing, he could have included William Goldman because, more than anything, this book has the snap and heart of The Princess Bride (but definitely for adults, if only for the placement of a candle used to light postprandial cigars...) 

With plenty of dialogue and much white space, this 300+ page book takes only a few hours (certainly less than five) to read, but it doesn't feel lightweight. I loved The Sisters Brothers, and although Undermajordomo Minor is something completely different, it once again shows that deWitt is writing some of the most interesting and entertaining fiction out there – it doesn't all need to be ironic and bleak and postmodern; sometimes a person wants to read about a young man who'll board a train in pursuit of true love.





I can imagine this book winning the Giller, and although that wouldn't disappoint me, it's not my top pick. Do I need to mention that once again a deWitt book cover has blown my mind? That's Lucy in his tower room at the castle, spying on the village below with his (or, more properly, Mr Bloom's) telescope. Gorgeous.


Later: I'm pretty excited that this year I was able to find and read the entire Giller Prize longlist before the winner is announced (with weeks to spare). If I were in charge, I'd give the prize to Martin John, and here is my ranked order of the contenders:


The longlist for the 2015 Scotiabank Giller Prize in my order of ranking is:


Anakana Schofield - 
Martin John 
Marina Endicott - 
Close to Hugh
Patrick deWitt - 
Undermajordomo Minor
Heather O’Neill - 
Daydreams of Angels
Connie Gault - 
A Beauty 
André Alexis - 
Fifteen Dogs
Clifford Jackman - 
The Winter Family
Alix Hawley - 
All True Not a Lie in It
Rachel Cusk - 
Outline
Russell Smith - 
Confidence 
Samuel Archibald - 
Arvida 
Michael Christie - 
If I Fall, If I Die
*Won by Fifteen Dogs; not my favourite but fine.